You may want to sit down for this ( Read more... )

Unexpectedly discovered at the bottom of some original fiction notes ( Read more... )

UNNERVING MOMENT SPAM.

I just had the clearest sensation of someone holding my face in their hands. I was so caught up in my own thoughts it actually took me a while to realise that this grip-on-my-face feeling was a problem, and then when I blinked and came back into my self and realised WAIT A SECOND THERE SHOULD NOT BE FACE TOUCHING the feeling ( Read more... )

HAHAHAHAHAHAA.
BNP leader Nick Griffin has agreed to ask his party to amend its constitution so it does not discriminate on grounds of race or religion.
HAHA ( Read more... )

I AM SMACKTALKIN' WITH DANIEL DEFOE OVER TWITTER. MY LIFE.
@sittingina: DANIEL DEFOE, I AM GOING TO HUNT YOUR CORPSE DOWN AND THROW YOUR BOOK AT IT.
@SirDanielDefoe: @sittingina I am here if You wish to cause Trouble.
@SirDanielDefoe: Threats of VIOLENCE receiv'd over my Work from unwash'd STUDENTS; I wonder if I am the second most PERSECUTED man ( Read more... )

Via archae-ology and my own creepy habit of browsing friendsfriends when my own list just IS NOT GIVING ENOUGH: Uh-maaaaazing old school Jensen interview"I'D LIKE HER TO HAVE SOMETHING UPSTAIRS," HE SAYS, POINTING TO HIS BRAIN. Also bad language is apparently not very womanlike. OH NO I guess we shall never be together D ( Read more... )

TONIGHT WAS THE LAST NIGHT OF THE PROMS. That most glorious of occasions, filled with beautiful music, gratuitous patriotism, cross-dressing, paper aeroplane fights and, of course, David Attenborough playing a floor polisher ( Read more... )

You may think - oh you MAY WELL THINK - that it is impossible for an inanimate object to feel hate. Just a year ago, I would have agreed with you, but a year ago I had not met my shower. We got a new bathroom last autumn and I went to uni before it was finished, so I came home over Christmas to be touched by it for the very first time - only to ( Read more... )

Okay, I rarely bother with Writer's Block, but LOL this one I just had to do. (But screw you Writer's Block, I'm still not letting you mess with my tags.)

HAH. I'm going back through my fic tag, reorganising old headers to comply with my current habits, and I just rediscovered this and felt like sharing.

“Rigor mortis should be over by now,” Sam points out flatly ( Read more... )